The Natural Advantage
(from an infomercial seen while working out on the elliptical machine)
On day one, I could feel activity.
Something was working on my skin.
On day two, I felt change under the surface.
I thought, "this is good. I need this."
Day three, I could feel my pores closing.
My wrinkles were ironing themselves out.
On the seventh day, I could feel
a firmness. I was solid and glowing.
Day ten, I noticed it deepening.
I was turning to porcelain, cool to the touch.
My face took on a frozen quality, but my skin
felt nice and smooth. I was happy.
Day fifteen, I looked twenty years younger,
a gorgeous doll waiting to have my string pulled.
I looked much better (really sexy)
and all the men wanted me
because I was so beautiful
and I could not open my mouth to speak.